Party Field Kit

the loud one

$24.95

A recreational party instrument for consenting adults, complete with witnessed measurements, scorecards, and professionally unnecessary ceremony.

Ships in the sleeve. Plain box, no exterior branding, no indication of contents. What arrives at the door explains nothing to anyone but you.

Bill of Instrument — issued in the case

Component	Reference	Function	Tolerance
Core Reference Instrument	BZ-CORE-001	Primary measure	Individual
Beverage Syringe	BZ-SYR-001	Delivery, metered	Metered
Field Testing Scorecard	BZ-CARD-P02	Record of findings	Witnessed
Cleansing Wipe	BZ-WIPE-001	External use	Single
Discreet Black Storage Sleeve	BZ-SLEEVE-001	Containment	Unlabeled

The Method — three movements

The instrument is presented to the room. No explanation is offered. None is required.

The reference is selected. The figure is taken. The scorecard receives it. Consent is on record.

The ruling stands. The findings are sealed. What follows is not the Kit's concern.

Also issued — The Personal.the quiet one

Party records / recreational precision

Make it official-ish.

Form FTS-002 / Permanent archive copy

Five subjects, two sides, one increasingly tense room.

Guide CCG-001 / Retain with product

Consistency requires restraint. Nobody expected that sentence here.