{"product_id":"the-ballzi-instrument","title":"BALLZI™ Party Field Kit","description":"\u003cp\u003eIssued for the room that requires a ruling. The loud edition: the instrument, the method, and enough witnesses to make it official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the kit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGraduated reference barrel (0–200 scale, luer tip) · Receiving vessel · Two-piece sealing lid · Chrome transfer valve · Silicone O-ring · Beverage syringe · Field-testing scorecard · Individually wrapped cleansing wipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe method\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAssemble\u003c\/strong\u003e — seat the O-ring, fit the valve to the barrel, cap the vessel with the lid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDraw\u003c\/strong\u003e — pull to the graduated fill line. Never force the plunger.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRead\u003c\/strong\u003e — take the number off the 0–200 scale. The number is the number.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePour\u003c\/strong\u003e — open the valve, transfer, toast. Results final.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscreet · Reusable · For entertainment and recreational personal reference only. Not a medical device — it cannot diagnose, monitor, or explain anything about anatomy or health.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BALLZI","offers":[{"title":"The Single","offer_id":46212931551368,"sku":"PFK-01","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Party Pack (4)","offer_id":46213973475464,"sku":"PFK-04","price":79.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Best Man Bundle (6)","offer_id":46213973508232,"sku":"PFK-06","price":119.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/0175\/0920\/files\/IMG-4438.jpg?v=1784354037","url":"https:\/\/www.getballzi.com\/products\/the-ballzi-instrument","provider":"BALLZI","version":"1.0","type":"link"}